Marlow In Training
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That last one…

I wouldn’t go back to me as a teen for all the money in the world.

But going back there myself? The chance to take over that asshole’s body to gain a twenty year head-start with everything I know now? I would erase that fool from existence even harder than I already have.

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*Indiana Jones theme plays, then sad-trombone-fades out*
5 Classic Movies You Didn’t Notice Were Completely Insane

#4. Indiana Jones Was Supposed to Have an Affair With a 16-Year-Old Girl
Remember Marion Ravenwood, the daughter of Indy’s old mentor who helps him in Raiders of the Lost Ark? In the finished movie, she’s just Indy’s good friend, trusted confidant, and adventuring partner, but in the original script, they were supposed to hook up … 10 years before the events of the film. When she was a teenager. Or, as she herself puts it, “a child.” … The script specifically says Marion is 25 during Raiders, which would make her 15 when, according to Indy, she knew what she was doing (his penis, she was doing his penis). 

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cracked:

*Indiana Jones theme plays, then sad-trombone-fades out*

5 Classic Movies You Didn’t Notice Were Completely Insane

#4. Indiana Jones Was Supposed to Have an Affair With a 16-Year-Old Girl

Remember Marion Ravenwood, the daughter of Indy’s old mentor who helps him in Raiders of the Lost Ark? In the finished movie, she’s just Indy’s good friend, trusted confidant, and adventuring partner, but in the original script, they were supposed to hook up … 10 years before the events of the film. When she was a teenager. Or, as she herself puts it, “a child.” … The script specifically says Marion is 25 during Raiders, which would make her 15 when, according to Indy, she knew what she was doing (his penis, she was doing his penis). 

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